Just a little Humor [message #210978] |
Thu, 13 June 2013 13:10 |
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WD0AFQ
Messages: 7111 Registered: November 2004 Location: Dexter, Mo.
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Many of you know that I am a retired parole officer working part time, with my wife, doing a similar job. This morning I was bragging how I got confessions from folks by bluffing. She had me watch a guy whiz in the jug. Test came out clean but she suspected he was smoking weed. Teri had that guy crying all over the place, in the next office. Admitted to everything. I could hardly keep them from hearing me in here laughing my butt off.
Learning from the master is what I told her.
The little lady is mean, folks.
Don't tell her I shared this.
Dan
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Re: [GMCnet] Just a little Humor [message #211022 is a reply to message #210983] |
Thu, 13 June 2013 20:17 |
jhbridges
Messages: 8412 Registered: May 2011 Location: Braselton ga
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When I was in Birmingspam with WZZK (Katz Broadcasting) we had the most marvelous fun lady as our office manager. The word was "Don't cross Mary Jo". I asked why. Seems she and her husband had a couple of restaurants. The second time she caught him in flagrante delicto with a waitress, she employed a shark friend of my family and took him to the cleaners bigtime. She got it >all< in the divorce. After which since she kept both sets of books for the business, she peached him off to the IRS, provided the evidence, and got ten prcent of the take. That fits my definition of 'mean'.
--johnny
'76 23' transmode norris
'76 palm beach
From: Jp Benson <chocomo99@yahoo.com>
To: "gmclist@temp.gmcnet.org" <gmclist@temp.gmcnet.org>
Sent: Thursday, June 13, 2013 3:00 PM
Subject: Re: [GMCnet] Just a little Humor
I bet you don't get away with nothin Dan. My udder half also works in the CJ system so I'm curious as to the consequence of the VOP?
JP
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>Many of you know that I am a retired parole officer working part time, with my wife, doing a similar job. This morning I was bragging how I got confessions from folks by bluffing. She had me watch a guy whiz in the jug. Test came out clean but she suspected he was smoking weed. Teri had that guy crying all over the place, in the next office. Admitted to everything. I could hardly keep them from hearing me in here laughing my butt off.
>Learning from the master is what I told her.
>The little lady is mean, folks.
>Don't tell her I shared this.
>Dan
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>Dan & Teri Gregg
>Dexter, Mo.
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>http://danandteri.blogspot.com/
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