| The Story Of Job [message #192066] |
Mon, 03 December 2012 11:43  |
A Hamilto
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The sermon Sunday included some examples from the book of Job. At one point the preacher made the comment, "He lost everything including his family except for his wife, I don't know why he didn't lose his wife."
From the audience: "Because he wasn't finished suffering yet?"
Pretty safe bet that someone slept on the couch Sunday night.
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| Re: [GMCnet] The Story Of Job [message #192075 is a reply to message #192066] |
Mon, 03 December 2012 12:58  |
Ray Erspamer
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Kind of like the story I tell about my ex-wife, one time she had her purse and
all of her credit cards stolen.....I never reported them stolen.....the thief
spent less than she did !!!!!
Ray
Ray & Lisa
78 Royale "Great Lakes Eagle"
Center Kitchen TZE368V101144
Wauwatosa, Wisconsin 53226
Email: 78GMC-Royale@att.net
414-745-3188
Web Site: http://ray-lisa.page.tl/
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From: A. <markbb1@netzero.com>
To: gmclist@temp.gmcnet.org
Sent: Mon, December 3, 2012 11:43:50 AM
Subject: [GMCnet] The Story Of Job
The sermon Sunday included some examples from the book of Job. At one point the
preacher made the comment, "He lost everything including his family except for
his wife, I don't know why he didn't lose his wife."
From the audience: "Because he wasn't finished suffering yet?"
Pretty safe bet that someone slept on the couch Sunday night.
--
'73 23' Sequoia
UA (Upper Alabama)
"Sometimes 'free' is too expensive."
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| Re: [GMCnet] The Story Of Job [message #192101 is a reply to message #192093] |
Mon, 03 December 2012 15:36 |
Ray Erspamer
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Loved it !
Ray
Ray & Lisa
78 Royale "Great Lakes Eagle"
Center Kitchen TZE368V101144
Wauwatosa, Wisconsin 53226
Email: 78GMC-Royale@att.net
414-745-3188
Web Site: http://ray-lisa.page.tl/
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From: Rob Mueller <robmueller@iinet.net.au>
To: gmclist@temp.gmcnet.org
Sent: Mon, December 3, 2012 3:04:17 PM
Subject: Re: [GMCnet] The Story Of Job
Mark,
Did anyone laugh after that comment? I reckon if I were the preacher I'd have a
hell of a time not cracking up!
Regards,
Rob M.
-----Original Message-----
From: A.
The sermon Sunday included some examples from the book of Job. At one point the
preacher made the comment, "He lost everything
including his family except for his wife, I don't know why he didn't lose his
wife."
From the audience: "Because he wasn't finished suffering yet?"
Pretty safe bet that someone slept on the couch Sunday night.
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Holley Sniper Quadrajet EFI System,
Holley Hyperspark Ignition System
414-484-9431
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| Re: [GMCnet] The Story Of Job [message #192174 is a reply to message #192115] |
Tue, 04 December 2012 08:47 |
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A preacher gave a sermon about the starving children in Africa.
He said "There are millions of starving children in Africa and nobody here gives a shit. What really saddens me is that you are all more concerned about the fact that I said the word shit than you are about the starving children."
John Ruff
Chandler, AZ
1975 Eleganza
WA3RIG
If I use ZDDP in a new car - will the tappets go flat?
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| Re: [GMCnet] The Story Of Job [message #192182 is a reply to message #192176] |
Tue, 04 December 2012 09:22 |
Dennis S
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Sunday morning some of the GMCMI rally attendees were holding a prayer service. The leader asked if anyone would like to speak. Suzie stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible accident while working on our GMC and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him." You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Tom must have experienced. "Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain." We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place." Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed. "Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely." All the men sighed with unified relief. The leader rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.
He said, "I'm Tom." The entire congregation held its breath. "I just want to tell you and my wife the word is sternum."
Dennis S
73 Painted Desert 230
Memphis TN Metro
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| Re: [GMCnet] The Story Of Job [message #192193 is a reply to message #192182] |
Tue, 04 December 2012 10:09 |
k2gkk
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A slight adaptation of a story that's been going around for many years!
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> To: gmclist@temp.gmcnet.org
> From: dennisfsexton@aol.com
> Date: Tue, 4 Dec 2012 09:22:55 -0600
> Subject: Re: [GMCnet] The Story Of Job
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> Sunday morning some of the GMCMI rally attendees were holding a prayer service. The leader asked if anyone would like to speak. Suzie stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible accident while working on our GMC and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him." You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Tom must have experienced. "Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain." We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place." Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed. "Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors say that
> with time, his scrotum should recover completely." All the men sighed with unified relief. The leader rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
>
> A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.
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> He said, "I'm Tom." The entire congregation held its breath. "I just want to tell you and my wife the word is sternum."
> --
> Dennis S
> 73 Painted Desert 230
> Germantown, TN
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