| ~> DUMB WOMEN DRIVERS <~ [message #186136] |
Mon, 01 October 2012 19:43  |
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jaholland
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Registered: June 2010
Location: Sweet Home Alebamy
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Woman - in a brand new Camaro -
Doing 75 mph in a 50 mph zone,
With her face up next to her
rearview mirror,
putting on libstick,
I looked away for a couple of seconds
and when I looked back she was halfway
over into my lane,
Still working on that stupid makeup.
As a man, I don't scare so easily,
but she scared me so much
that I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the doughnut
out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to
straighten out the car,
using my knees against the steering wheel,
it knocked my cell phone away from my ear,
which fell into the mug of coffee that I
held securely between my legs.
Well,
the hot coffee splashed and burned my crotch,
ruined my cell phone,
soaked my trousers,
and
disconnected that very important call.
What Can I Say ?
~> Dumb women drivers <~
just sayin how was your day /
~ Joe ~
/_]*[__][] *[__|] ~ * '73 TZE063V101887 "
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O----------OO--]* ~ '78 TZE168V100234 "
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" Joe & Lavelle " "
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'sweet home alebamy'
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| Re: ~> DUMB WOMEN DRIVERS <~ [message #186137 is a reply to message #186136] |
Mon, 01 October 2012 19:54  |
chasingsummer
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Location: asheboro, nc
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And just think, a few years back you could have blamed mickey dees because the coffee was hot, collected a lot of money, and retired. Then wait till all commute traffic has made it to work before leaving house to go fishing, golf or etc.
Did you save the donut? Mans got to eat you know.
brian
asheboro, nc
75 eleganza, 74 build
119k miles and counting,
DOG HOUSE
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| Re: [GMCnet] ~> DUMB WOMEN DRIVERS <~ [message #186139 is a reply to message #186137] |
Mon, 01 October 2012 20:12 |
Ronald Pottol
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Registered: September 2012
Location: Redwood City, California
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You ought to look that case up, it's weird, why did they pick that case to
fight? Sweet grandmother just wants them to cover her skin grafts, they pay
off many cases, and pick that one to fight. She'd have gone away for $20k.
On Oct 1, 2012 5:54 PM, "brian" <chasingsummer@triad.rr.com> wrote:
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> And just think, a few years back you could have blamed mickey dees because
> the coffee was hot, collected a lot of money, and retired. Then wait till
> all commute traffic has made it to work before leaving house to go fishing,
> golf or etc.
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> Did you save the donut? Mans got to eat you know.
> --
> brian
> asheboro, nc
> 75 eleganza 2 74 build
> 118k miles and counting,
> DOG HOUSE
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