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Re: [GMCnet] I have a new job! Also, Heavy/medium truck tire age limits? (OT) [message #247689 is a reply to message #247687]

Thu, 17 April 2014 08:44

Tim Conway

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On Apr 17, 2014, at 8:02 AM, Ken Burton wrote:

> OH OH Here come the lawyer jokes.

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?", he asked one man. "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "we have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They're over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he said, "You may come with us also." The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "Sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!" "Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, no easy task, even for the stretch limo.

Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, �Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.� The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place, the grass is almost a foot high."

Tim Conway
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