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Sat, 10 October 2015 12:17  |
stick miller
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A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that...
1) You have to be single and
2) You must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party!"
PS I heard you could kiss a nun, but don't get into the habit. 
Stick Miller
'78 Royale - "White Trash" - she left me for another man
'76 Eleganza - "Cousin Eddie" Sold
'84 Bluebird Wanderlodge - "Past Tents"
Americus, GA
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| Re: [GMCnet] Non-GMC [message #288471 is a reply to message #288470] |
Sat, 10 October 2015 12:23  |
Ronald Pottol
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Registered: September 2012
Location: Redwood City, California
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I did have one of the Sisters Of Perpetual Indulgence in my cab once. No
kisses were exchanged. http://www.thesisters.org/
On Oct 10, 2015 10:17, "Stick Miller" wrote:
> A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY
> handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is
> staring.
> He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you."
> She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and
> have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
> about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that
> I would find offensive."
> "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
> She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that...
> 1) You have to be single and
> 2) You must be Catholic."
> The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
> "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
> The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
> But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
> "My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"
> "Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and
> I'm Jewish."
> The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween
> party!"
>
> --
> Stick Miller
> '78 Royale - "White Trash" - she left me for another man
> '76 Eleganza - "Cousin Eddie"
> Americus, Georgia
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| Re: [GMCnet] Non-GMC [message #288556 is a reply to message #288470] |
Mon, 12 October 2015 10:47 |
Ray Erspamer
Messages: 1707
Registered: May 2007
Location: Milwaukee Wisconsin
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Gave me the WILLIES! Yuck !
On Sat, Oct 10, 2015 at 12:17 PM, Stick Miller wrote:
> A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is
> staring.
> He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you."
> She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
> about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
> "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
> She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that...
> 1) You have to be single and
> 2) You must be Catholic."
> The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
> "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
> The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
> "My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"
> "Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
> The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party!"
>
> --
> Stick Miller
> '78 Royale - "White Trash" - she left me for another man
> '76 Eleganza - "Cousin Eddie"
> Americus, Georgia
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78 Royale - "The Great Lakes Eagle"
Center Kitchen TZE368V101144
Wauwatosa, Wisconsin 53226
Email: 78GMCRoyale@gmail.com
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