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WD0AFQ is currently offline  WD0AFQ   United States
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Many of you know that I am a retired parole officer working part time, with my wife, doing a similar job. This morning I was bragging how I got confessions from folks by bluffing. She had me watch a guy whiz in the jug. Test came out clean but she suspected he was smoking weed. Teri had that guy crying all over the place, in the next office. Admitted to everything. I could hardly keep them from hearing me in here laughing my butt off.
Learning from the master is what I told her.
The little lady is mean, folks.
Don't tell her I shared this.
Dan


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Re: [GMCnet] Just a little Humor [message #210983 is a reply to message #210978] Thu, 13 June 2013 14:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Jp Benson is currently offline  Jp Benson   United States
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I bet you don't get away with nothin Dan.  My udder half also works in the CJ system so I'm curious as to the consequence of the VOP?

JP





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>Many of you know that I am a retired parole officer working part time, with my wife, doing a similar job. This morning I was bragging how I got confessions from folks by bluffing. She had me watch a guy whiz in the jug. Test came out clean but she suspected he was smoking weed. Teri had that guy crying all over the place, in the next office. Admitted to everything. I could hardly keep them from hearing me in here laughing my butt off.
>Learning from the master is what I told her.
>The little lady is mean, folks.
>Don't tell her I shared this.
>Dan
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Re: [GMCnet] Just a little Humor [message #210984 is a reply to message #210983] Thu, 13 June 2013 14:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
WD0AFQ is currently offline  WD0AFQ   United States
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Pure entertainment for me. The guy was crying like a rat eating red onions. Had to go tell his mom about it. That was his punishment this time. Then he had to tell the court at 1 pm but telling his mom was the worst part. 30 yr old and still depends on his parents.
Now yall know why I have such a sense of humor. Takes a good one to do what I did for 30 years.
Dan


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Re: [GMCnet] Just a little Humor [message #210985 is a reply to message #210984] Thu, 13 June 2013 14:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
WD0AFQ is currently offline  WD0AFQ   United States
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And YES, I stay in trouble. Why do you think I keep grandkids around me most all times. But, even then, I get the blame when they get into trouble.
dan


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Re: [GMCnet] Just a little Humor [message #210988 is a reply to message #210984] Thu, 13 June 2013 15:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Those characteristics fit a whole lot of dfts these days.  Sometimes it's hard to keep a straight face.  What would they do without their mama's?

JP





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>Pure entertainment for me. The guy was crying like a rat eating red onions. Had to go tell his mom about it. That was his punishment this time. Then he had to tell the court at 1 pm but telling his mom was the worst part. 30 yr old and still depends on his parents.
>Now yall know why I have such a sense of humor. Takes a good one to do what I did for 30 years.
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Re: [GMCnet] Just a little Humor [message #211022 is a reply to message #210983] Thu, 13 June 2013 20:17 Go to previous message
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When I was in Birmingspam with WZZK (Katz Broadcasting) we had the most marvelous fun lady as our office manager.  The word was "Don't cross Mary Jo".  I asked why.  Seems she and her husband had a couple of restaurants.  The second time she caught him in flagrante delicto with a waitress, she employed a shark friend of my family and took him to the cleaners bigtime.  She got it >all< in the divorce.  After which since she kept both sets of books for the business, she peached him off to the IRS, provided the evidence, and got ten prcent of the take.  That fits my definition of 'mean'.
 
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I bet you don't get away with nothin Dan.  My udder half also works in the CJ system so I'm curious as to the consequence of the VOP?

JP





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> From: Dan Gregg <gregg_dan@hotmail.com>
>To: gmclist@temp.gmcnet.org
>Sent: Thursday, June 13, 2013 2:10 PM
>Subject: [GMCnet] Just a little Humor
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>Many of you know that I am a retired parole officer working part time, with my wife, doing a similar job. This morning I was bragging how I got confessions from folks by bluffing. She had me watch a guy whiz in the jug. Test came out clean but she suspected he was smoking weed. Teri had that guy crying all over the place, in the next office. Admitted to everything. I could hardly keep them from hearing me in here laughing my butt off.
>Learning from the master is what I told her.
>The little lady is mean, folks.
>Don't tell her I shared this.
>Dan
>--
>Dan & Teri Gregg
>Dexter, Mo.
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>http://danandteri.blogspot.com/
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