| ~> DUMB WOMEN DRIVERS <~ [message #186136] |
Mon, 01 October 2012 19:43  |
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jaholland
Messages: 565
Registered: June 2010
Location: Sweet Home Alebamy
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Woman - in a brand new Camaro -
Doing 75 mph in a 50 mph zone,
With her face up next to her
rearview mirror,
putting on libstick,
I looked away for a couple of seconds
and when I looked back she was halfway
over into my lane,
Still working on that stupid makeup.
As a man, I don't scare so easily,
but she scared me so much
that I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the doughnut
out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to
straighten out the car,
using my knees against the steering wheel,
it knocked my cell phone away from my ear,
which fell into the mug of coffee that I
held securely between my legs.
Well,
the hot coffee splashed and burned my crotch,
ruined my cell phone,
soaked my trousers,
and
disconnected that very important call.
What Can I Say ?
~> Dumb women drivers <~
just sayin how was your day /
~ Joe ~
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O----------OO--]* ~ '78 TZE168V100234 "
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" Joe & Lavelle " "
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'sweet home alebamy'
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