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[GMCnet] Non-GMC but good - airport screening statistics [message #110774] Tue, 04 January 2011 10:32 Go to previous message
Byron Songer is currently offline  Byron Songer   United States
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Update on year to date statistics on airport screening from the Department
of Homeland Security after implementing new procedures.

Terrorist Plots Discovered: 0

Transvestites: 133

Hernias: 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases: 3,172

Enlarged Prostates: 8,249

Breast Implants: 59,350

Natural Blondes: 3

Byron Songer
1978 Royale by Coachmen
Louisville, KY
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